Redemption
For years I have been handed the short end of the staff christmas party present exchange stick. I have received in past years, a parrot puppet, a vibrator cleverly disguised as and electric toothbrush, and an XL t-shirt that read "I love lap dances". Yeah. This year there was only one present left at the table when my turn came around and it was my boss' present. In years past he has given a whip (a real one) and a back shaver, so I did what any self sacrificing person would do and stole my co-workers gift. Finally, something I can keep in my house.
OMG! That is sooo funny! Kudos on staking a claim to a well deserved gift this year.
Posted by
The Steadfast Warrior |
December 12, 2008